The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
On ships they call them barnacles; in business they attach themselves to desks and are called vice presidents.
A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.
If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard- let him worry about cutting it.