I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
The S.S. Sierra was a ten-thousand-ton vessel. Today, lifeboats bigger than the Sierra are found on the Queen Mary and other luxury liners.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.