The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

Hush, little bright line, don’t you cry You’ll be a cliché by and by.