Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose
English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.