The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.

A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.