Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.