I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.
Television is a triumph of equipment over people.
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.