Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.

Everything is for the eye these days - TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all.

English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.