Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.

Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

On ships they call them barnacles; in business they attach themselves to desks and are called vice presidents.

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.