Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.
If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard- let him worry about cutting it.