Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.
If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard- let him worry about cutting it.
English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.
He always had a chip on his shoulder that he was ready to use to kindle an argument.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.