If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard- let him worry about cutting it.
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.
The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.
My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.