The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.