When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.