An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.
Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.