An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.