There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.

The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.