An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.
Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.