There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.
A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.