He always had a chip on his shoulder that he was ready to use to kindle an argument.
A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.
My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.
Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.