Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.
If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now.
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.