An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
He always had a chip on his shoulder that he was ready to use to kindle an argument.
There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.
He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.