My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.
He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.
The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.