My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.