English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.