English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.