My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.