An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.

He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.

It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.