The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.