I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.

Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.

To a newspaperman, a human being is an item with skin wrapped around it.

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.

It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.