I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.

To a newspaperman, a human being is an item with skin wrapped around it.

My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.