There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.
He always had a chip on his shoulder that he was ready to use to kindle an argument.
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.