Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose
He always had a chip on his shoulder that he was ready to use to kindle an argument.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.