The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.

A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.