I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.

I was just working in the shop and all of a sudden something just triggered in me, and I started shaking. And then I walked back into the house and my wife asked, 'What's the matter?' And I said, 'I don't feel good.' And tears, uncontrollable tears, was coming out of my eyes and she says, 'What's the matter?' And I told her. I said, 'I just thought about that execution that I did two days ago, and everybody else's that I was involved in.' And what it was, something triggered within, and it just, everybody - all of these executions all sprung forward.

He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.