An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
Television is a triumph of equipment over people.
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.
Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station.
Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.