I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.
He always had a chip on his shoulder that he was ready to use to kindle an argument.
There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.