I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.
My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.
English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.