Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose.