A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.
Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.