Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.

It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.

He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.