Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.