There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.
I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.
The S.S. Sierra was a ten-thousand-ton vessel. Today, lifeboats bigger than the Sierra are found on the Queen Mary and other luxury liners.
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.
Television is the triumph of machine over people.