A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
On ships they call them barnacles; in business they attach themselves to desks and are called vice presidents.
He's so small, he's a waste of skin.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.
Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.