California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose.
Everything is for the eye these days - TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all.
The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.