The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.