The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.