It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose
There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.