I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
He always had a chip on his shoulder that he was ready to use to kindle an argument.
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.