A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.
Television is a triumph of equipment over people.
The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
The S.S. Sierra was a ten-thousand-ton vessel. Today, lifeboats bigger than the Sierra are found on the Queen Mary and other luxury liners.