You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.

It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.

If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.