You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.

The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.

Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.