You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.

To a newspaperman, a human being is an item with skin wrapped around it.

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.

He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.