We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now.