An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.