Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.