After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.