An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
To a newspaperman, a human being is an item with skin wrapped around it.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.