Television is the triumph of machine over people.

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.

She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.

During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.

My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.