Television is the triumph of machine over people.

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.