Television is the triumph of machine over people.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

Everything is for the eye these days - TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all.

A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.