An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.
He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.
He always had a chip on his shoulder that he was ready to use to kindle an argument.
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.