My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

To a newspaperman, a human being is an item with skin wrapped around it.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.

On ships they call them barnacles; in business they attach themselves to desks and are called vice presidents.

Television is the triumph of machine over people.