You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell you to do that you'll live a long live, maybe you will. But, why do people measure life by the years instead about how good the years were.
Gabriel IglesiasBeing on TV sucks. It's a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I'm a control freak. When I'm doing stand-up, I say what I want and then I get instant feedback.
Gabriel IglesiasYou gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.
Gabriel IglesiasMy favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.
Gabriel Iglesias