I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.

I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.

Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.

Well, like I said, there's no reason everyone can't have a piece of the pie, even if there's a gordo there eating most of it.

People think if you have money, it'll fix the problems, but it creates different ones.

I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl 'fat,' yo, she'll raise hell, but if you say, 'Aw girl, look at you, you're fluffy,' there's almost a sexy appeal to it.

Understand that you don't know it all. You don't know anything yet. What you've been taught is great, but always go with common sense. And don't marry your first love.