Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

In the beginning, yes. I didn't like it because I wanted people to know me by Gabriel Iglesias, not by Fluffy.

I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.

Anything is possible as long as you're focused, determined and you really want to do it.

I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.

I have no talent when it comes to pianos or guitars or any of that, even karaoke. For karaoke, I have to be wasted to get up there and sing.

I eat a lot of junk food, because that's what's usually available at 1:00am when I'm all done working.