Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Understand that you don't know it all. You don't know anything yet. What you've been taught is great, but always go with common sense. And don't marry your first love.

I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.

And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don't get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that's still way below the bar, you know what I am saying.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.

As long as you have a director, that's your feedback. It's the director telling you, "Okay. That was great! Okay. Can we add a little? Can you tweak it like this? Can you make it more high pitched? Can you give it a little growl?"