I went up on stage, and said, "Why did the chicken cross the road? To check out the chicks." I was a genius at 10. Try telling that at 21, and you look hacky and stupid. That was the only joke I've ever told. Everything since has been character voices, doing impressions or just telling stories.

People can relate to someone who isn't perfect.

We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

I eat a lot of junk food, because that's what's usually available at 1:00am when I'm all done working.

Aside from producing I want to direct but I'm also going to get back out on the road.

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.