Best advice, bro: Think big. Don't think small. If you think small, then you're going to stay small. Think (about) the broad scope.

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.

I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.

Drama is not my passion. If I do it, it's for a check. It's not what I want to do. Comedy's my thing. Stand up's my thing. Everything that comes from that is frosting on the cake.

People think if you have money, it'll fix the problems, but it creates different ones.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.