Best advice, bro: Think big. Don't think small. If you think small, then you're going to stay small. Think (about) the broad scope.

In the beginning, yes. I didn't like it because I wanted people to know me by Gabriel Iglesias, not by Fluffy.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

When I first got to St. Louis, I saw the arch and I said, 'I want to go to that McDonalds.

I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with you.

I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.