Aside from producing I want to direct but I'm also going to get back out on the road.

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.

My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.

Being on TV sucks. It's a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I'm a control freak. When I'm doing stand-up, I say what I want and then I get instant feedback.

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.