As a comedian, especially one that works as much as I do, there is a lot of sacrifice. People don't see that I'm away from my family 46 weeks out of the year. I miss all the birthdays and anniversaries and holidays.

Make sure you're doing impressions of people that are still relevant, and that everyone knows. Red Skelton impressions are a little outdated.

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences. I cross the board.

I eat a lot of junk food, because that's what's usually available at 1:00am when I'm all done working.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.