I bought a Hummer before I bought a house, and then I bought a house. Every year, everything doubled. The work was doubling. The money was doubling. The popularity was doubling.
Gabriel IglesiasEvery night, it's a bakery on the bus. It's a curse, because I talk about how much I love cake, people bring me cake. And now I just found out I'm diabetic, so I'm like, are you kidding me?!
Gabriel IglesiasYou gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.
Gabriel IglesiasEarly on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.
Gabriel Iglesias