Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he comes up to me and goes "you want a falcon?".

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

Kids, man, they're way too honest. They're like mini-alcoholics.

I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By exposing myself and putting myself out there, people can relate to me and my act won't grow stale. I mean, nobody wants to hear a comedian say, 'Life is great.'

Anyone who's seen my specials knows I don't put out the same stuff twice.

If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits.