There are certain bits in my act that will never change.

Kids, man, they're way too honest. They're like mini-alcoholics.

I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.

You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.

Hanging out with comics, all they did was make fun of me.

Stand-up is not just an American thing anymore. It's global. In some places, stand-up comedy is brand new. South Africa has only had a scene for 15 years.

I'm always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that's off stage. People know when it's fake.