You pigeon hole yourself by the title you give yourself.

People think if you have money, it'll fix the problems, but it creates different ones.

I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with your life. I just go out there and tell some stories, and people can relate.

I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.

If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.

I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.

If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.