By putting myself out there the way I've been doing people see me as a real person. Even though I do character voices and funny noises the stories are still real and I put them all out there.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

For about three years I was performing at one bar in East Los Angeles that was like a mean dive bar. You're in there performing for drunks or bikers, not the most flattering people. I think it helped build my confidence, because you have to get their attention, then make them laugh.

I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.

I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.

Surround yourself with supportive people. All the negative people, man you have to push them aside.

I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.