I'm not fat. I'm fluffy!

Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.

[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.

With this show [Stand-Up Revolution ], I loved the idea that I would be picking the talent that goes on, not the network. It was me handpicking people who might not have gotten the chance to be on TV. So, I thought it was real cool that I was putting people up there.

My material never comes out verbatim every time. I always tweak in a line, or tweak away a line, gain a couple tags or lose a couple tags. The timing is always off.

I go on the road all the time, but I'm only performing for two hours a night, and then I'll do a meet-and-greet, and then I'll get a bite to eat, get drunk, pass out, wake up the next day, sleeping the next day, sleeping off the hangover, and then I'm in the next city.