You gotta hang out with people who have big dreams and believe in that dream.

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.

I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?'

I went up on stage, and said, "Why did the chicken cross the road? To check out the chicks." I was a genius at 10. Try telling that at 21, and you look hacky and stupid. That was the only joke I've ever told. Everything since has been character voices, doing impressions or just telling stories.

I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.

In the beginning, yes. I didn't like it because I wanted people to know me by Gabriel Iglesias, not by Fluffy.