Now I understand why people do drugs, why people drink, and why people go crazy. As the success level goes up and up and up, the further detached I get from everybody else. Luckily, with my girlfriend, everything is gravy because I brought her into it. I brought her in and she's very hands on with my career.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

I just recently crossed over into Europe. They're showing my special Hot and Fluffy in Europe and selling the DVD there too. And they're doing the same thing in Australia and Canada. And I think the biggest part was I did the special in a predominantly Latino area, but I kept the show mainstream and across the board.

There are certain bits in my act that will never change.

I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that.

I was very dirty; I was a very dirty comic. There was no way I would have gotten on TV with the act I had when I first started.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?