I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.

Jeff Foxworthy had that whole "You might be a redneck" thing; Larry the Cable Guy had "Git-R-Done." Some comics have that hook. Dane Cook had that super finger. So I just caught on early on. I ran with "Fluffy."

If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.

I'm always ready for TV. I don't have to edit my jokes - when you work clean, you can work anywhere.