I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.

Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he comes up to me and goes "you want a falcon?".

I got a brother who calls me Hollywood. Sisters kind of keep their distance. Even my mom is kind of like ahhh with me. Yeah dude, it really sucks. And I wish things were different. Unfortunately, they don't understand everything I go through on a day to day basis to be able to maintain what I'm doing.

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.

The girl voice is always going to kill because they don't expect it.