I did Popeye and Ronald Reagan and everybody was saying things like "yeah he's a cute little kid" but I started, little by little, telling stories about people I'd met and expanded my voices.

I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.

If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.

You gotta hang out with people who have big dreams and believe in that dream.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.