I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy.

I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.

I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it.

I have very nice cars. I never get to drive them, because I'm never home.

And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don't get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that's still way below the bar, you know what I am saying.

In the beginning, when I was doing my shows, I was incorporating a lot of Spanish, just trying to be a Latino comic instead of just a comic. Now I try to make the show as broad as possible... I don't want to alienate people. I want to make it so everybody can follow along and everybody can relate.

Well, like I said, there's no reason everyone can't have a piece of the pie, even if there's a gordo there eating most of it.