I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy.

Best advice, bro: Think big. Don't think small. If you think small, then you're going to stay small. Think (about) the broad scope.

I bought a Hummer before I bought a house, and then I bought a house. Every year, everything doubled. The work was doubling. The money was doubling. The popularity was doubling.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

I was not the popular kid in school.

The first time I got on stage I was 10 years old and I did impressions. I did cartoon characters and I really got the bug for this life when I saw that people were laughing and saw the attention I was getting.

My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.