I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it.

People see a big dude and they hear that high pitched voice or "Eglasias with an 'I'" and love it because they can relate and go "I know that person!".

If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, "Aaah, let's go get some chicks." Guess what? That's going to slow you down and keep your head somewhere else.

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

I know enough football to know that's funny!

The best advice bro: is think big, as big as you can possibly think, and shoot for that. The bigger you aim for, the bigger you're going to be. Set the standards for yourself as high as you possibly can and also surround yourself with people who have the same visions you have.