When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining.

Now I understand why people do drugs, why people drink, and why people go crazy. As the success level goes up and up and up, the further detached I get from everybody else. Luckily, with my girlfriend, everything is gravy because I brought her into it. I brought her in and she's very hands on with my career.

I try not to get political, I don't want to get religious, I don't want to get controversial, I just want to have a show that relates to everybody.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

I'm always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that's off stage. People know when it's fake.

It's because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say.

I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with you.