I like to tell old jokes on stage after about an hour, or an hour and a half. I'll bring those old ones back because the fans love them.

Anyone who's seen my specials knows I don't put out the same stuff twice.

I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.

And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don't get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that's still way below the bar, you know what I am saying.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does take some time, but the fans appreciate it which makes it worth it.

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.