With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

That was the challenge. How can you tell the story here and make sure it goes the same way on the other side of the world?

In the beginning, when I was doing my shows, I was incorporating a lot of Spanish, just trying to be a Latino comic instead of just a comic. Now I try to make the show as broad as possible... I don't want to alienate people. I want to make it so everybody can follow along and everybody can relate.

Stand-up is not just an American thing anymore. It's global. In some places, stand-up comedy is brand new. South Africa has only had a scene for 15 years.

I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.

I have very nice cars. I never get to drive them, because I'm never home.

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments - except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let you know right now, there's only one way to settle this. We all get in a bus and we go to Disney and we get on a roller coaster - whoever gets the least amount of clicks on the safety bar is the big one.