The girl voice is always going to kill because they don't expect it.

Aside from producing I want to direct but I'm also going to get back out on the road.

The best advice bro: is think big, as big as you can possibly think, and shoot for that. The bigger you aim for, the bigger you're going to be. Set the standards for yourself as high as you possibly can and also surround yourself with people who have the same visions you have.

I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive and I'm living and I'm experiencing different things every day, the show will always change.

I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.

Now I understand why people do drugs, why people drink, and why people go crazy. As the success level goes up and up and up, the further detached I get from everybody else. Luckily, with my girlfriend, everything is gravy because I brought her into it. I brought her in and she's very hands on with my career.

I eat a lot of junk food, because that's what's usually available at 1:00am when I'm all done working.