The girl voice is always going to kill because they don't expect it.

I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive and I'm living and I'm experiencing different things every day, the show will always change.

Kids, man, they're way too honest. They're like mini-alcoholics.

The first time I got on stage I was 10 years old and I did impressions. I did cartoon characters and I really got the bug for this life when I saw that people were laughing and saw the attention I was getting.

You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.

If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, "Aaah, let's go get some chicks." Guess what? That's going to slow you down and keep your head somewhere else.

Aside from producing I want to direct but I'm also going to get back out on the road.