I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, 'Oh, it's fake.' But it's not about whether the guy wins or loses, it's about how he entertains you the whole time you're watching.

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

I eat a lot of junk food, because that's what's usually available at 1:00am when I'm all done working.

Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does take some time, but the fans appreciate it which makes it worth it.

If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.

In the beginning, when I was doing my shows, I was incorporating a lot of Spanish, just trying to be a Latino comic instead of just a comic. Now I try to make the show as broad as possible... I don't want to alienate people. I want to make it so everybody can follow along and everybody can relate.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.