I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, 'Oh, it's fake.' But it's not about whether the guy wins or loses, it's about how he entertains you the whole time you're watching.

[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.

When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.

Aside from producing I want to direct but I'm also going to get back out on the road.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?