If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.

Drama is not my passion. If I do it, it's for a check. It's not what I want to do. Comedy's my thing. Stand up's my thing. Everything that comes from that is frosting on the cake.

My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.

Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you don't ever come across as offensive. Nobody sees you as a threat. You see someone in a Hawaiian shirt, and you are like 'this guy is ready to party.'

Honestly, you got to take care of the people that take care of you. I know that sounds like cliche, or borderline phony, but that's the case. The reason I've had the fans that I have is because I've been consistent over the years and kept coming back and doing the same runs. I'm never going to stop doing the cities I've gone through. I'm only going to add.