If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.

You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell you to do that you'll live a long live, maybe you will. But, why do people measure life by the years instead about how good the years were.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.

My material never comes out verbatim every time. I always tweak in a line, or tweak away a line, gain a couple tags or lose a couple tags. The timing is always off.

I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with your life. I just go out there and tell some stories, and people can relate.

I try not to get political, I don't want to get religious, I don't want to get controversial, I just want to have a show that relates to everybody.