I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.

Anyone who's seen my specials knows I don't put out the same stuff twice.

I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.

I eat a lot of junk food, because that's what's usually available at 1:00am when I'm all done working.

[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.

I bought a Hummer before I bought a house, and then I bought a house. Every year, everything doubled. The work was doubling. The money was doubling. The popularity was doubling.

Be personal, and original. Try to work clean. Stay away from topical material, as it does not allow you to craft it to make it better for later. And always remember that it is the fans who will make you or break you.