I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.

I was very dirty; I was a very dirty comic. There was no way I would have gotten on TV with the act I had when I first started.

By putting myself out there the way I've been doing people see me as a real person. Even though I do character voices and funny noises the stories are still real and I put them all out there.

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.

I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.

A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge. The main reason he got into it is to do what he is doing now: film and television work.