I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.

Every night, it's a bakery on the bus. It's a curse, because I talk about how much I love cake, people bring me cake. And now I just found out I'm diabetic, so I'm like, are you kidding me?!

If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, "Aaah, let's go get some chicks." Guess what? That's going to slow you down and keep your head somewhere else.

I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.

I was very dirty; I was a very dirty comic. There was no way I would have gotten on TV with the act I had when I first started.

I got on the high school speech team and everyday I would get up in front of the class and just start talking.

Why would anybody connect to someone who has everything going for them? It's the person who has faults that people want to connect to. So people identify with certain insecurities on stage and just by me talking about my diabetes people come up to me after the show and tell me "Gabe, my blood sugar is out of control and I feel you". That's the first thing they say, they say "I feel you!".