That was the challenge. How can you tell the story here and make sure it goes the same way on the other side of the world?

Drama is not my passion. If I do it, it's for a check. It's not what I want to do. Comedy's my thing. Stand up's my thing. Everything that comes from that is frosting on the cake.

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

When I first got to St. Louis, I saw the arch and I said, 'I want to go to that McDonalds.

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments - except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let you know right now, there's only one way to settle this. We all get in a bus and we go to Disney and we get on a roller coaster - whoever gets the least amount of clicks on the safety bar is the big one.

If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, "Aaah, let's go get some chicks." Guess what? That's going to slow you down and keep your head somewhere else.

Kids, man, they're way too honest. They're like mini-alcoholics.