As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

Make sure you're doing impressions of people that are still relevant, and that everyone knows. Red Skelton impressions are a little outdated.

I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.

If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.

Anything is possible as long as you're focused, determined and you really want to do it.

Why would anybody connect to someone who has everything going for them? It's the person who has faults that people want to connect to. So people identify with certain insecurities on stage and just by me talking about my diabetes people come up to me after the show and tell me "Gabe, my blood sugar is out of control and I feel you". That's the first thing they say, they say "I feel you!".

I know enough football to know that's funny!