It's because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say.
Gabriel IglesiasI don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive and I'm living and I'm experiencing different things every day, the show will always change.
Gabriel IglesiasI'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.
Gabriel IglesiasBest advice, bro: Think big. Don't think small. If you think small, then you're going to stay small. Think (about) the broad scope.
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