Not everyone has a Life's Work. Some people simply have a Life.

I hear a little firecracker go off when you come up with a good rhyme.

Sport is a seductive metaphor (life as a game in which we gain victory through hard work, discipline, and visualizing success). but the older metaphor of farming (life as hard labor that is subject to weather and quirks of blind fate and may return no reward whatsoever and don't be surprised) is still in our blood.

It's confidence; it has to be something good about getting old. One of the things is that you just don't stress about some stuff that made you so worried.

We all know you can get AIDS from sex, but did you know that you can get sex from aides?

When you're old you feast on your memories, and if you spend too much time on exercise, you may get old and not have many.

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.