Not everyone has a Life's Work. Some people simply have a Life.

Boys, the first drink is a boon, the second is a gamble, the third is poor judgment, and then the rate of descent gets steep

Never insult a writer. You may find yourself immortalized in ways you may not appreciate.

There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.

Being an English major prepares you for impersonating authority.

Not everyone has a Life's Work. Some people simply have a Life.

One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who dont understand why anyone would pay more than $120.00 for a suit.